Saturday, February 23, 2008
I was browsing Egotastic the other day, and came across Linday's nude Marilyn-esque photos...

That's just a preview. I've taken the liberty of uploading the entire set and various other Lindsay photos to her image gallery right here on theoopsbank.com. (Go check 'em out! High quality pics, nontheless.)
Thank you Lindsay, or getting a little meat back on your bones! I was with a couple male friends, who for some ungodly reason had not heard the news. We jumped on a lap top and browsed the pics, and I was pretty annoyed with the comments. "Whoa, isn't she young? They're that saggy already?"
Maybe it's because I'm a girl, and I have some of my own, but I appreciate the natural sag of breasts. I can hardly look at implants without getting annoyed at how gravity-defying and circular they are, or how weird the nipple placement might be.. when they're BREASTS and should have that lovely sloping quality! Lindsay's are beautiful the way they are, no? (And I must add, her nipples are so much smaller than I had expected.. anyone else find that a bit odd? Hmm..)
And as a side note, I'm kind of annoyed with Lindsay's Marilyn Monroe obsession. I've got a Marilyn obsession too, so it's an understandable thing. But just because you like Marilyn, does not mean you look like her. (As she's always boasting about.) Lindsay has no physical similarities to Marilyn! She's cute, sure. But she needs to get rid of the dark hair, or the blonde wig, and go back to her freckled, red headed self. I had such a crush on this girl in Freaky Friday & Mean Girls. How I miss the old, slightly more innocent Lindsay Lohan!